Bloody STJOOOOPIT!!

STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS!
Examples of Stupid
Questions that People Ask

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed, they ask:

"Are you sleeping?"

(No! I'm trying to Die?)

2. When it's raining & someone notices that you going out, they ask:

"Are you going out in this rain?"

(No, in the next one.)

3. Your friend calls on your landline:"Where are you?"

(No am At the McDonalds !)

4. They see ...you wet coming from the bathroom:"Did you just have a bath?"

(No, I fell In the toilet bowl !)

5. You are standing right in front of the elevatoron the ground floor & they ask:"Goingup?"

(No,No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment toCome Down & Get Me.)

6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweetheart, they ask:

"Are those flowers?"

(No dear, they are a bunch of carrots.)

7. You are in the queue to buy ticketsat the Cinema, a friend sees you &asks:

"What are you doing here?"

(I'm here to pay my son’s school fees)