It’s better when it’s Carling, Darling!

Carling Black Label Beer. The best beer in the world. I LOVE IT!

DJ Cazz’s Birthday Shindig at Liquid Chefs Rosebank

Tite and I went to Chefs to celebrate Dj Cazz’s birthday. We hung with Mr Bentley and his people. Fun times indeed.  We got drubk and got stupid. LOL! Silly people. I “twerked” on crutches (I was still broken then). Hai no. #WeLikeToParty

Look how pretty Tite looks.

Guest starring: Tunisho Masha <3



Happy birthday Cazz.

I LOVE this picture.


Tippz . I love this loon!

Will you love me - Vee Makaba

Will you love me in the morning
When the sun peaks it's head?
When the deep blues of the night are over
And all is touched by light?
Say you will.

Will you love me in the midday
When the warm air fills the world?
When the hustle and bustle is at it's busiest
And the world spins with movement?
Say you will

Will you love me in the evening
When the energy dies down and bodies rest?
When the blazing sun goes to sleep
And the stars write our names in the sky?
Say you will.

Will you love me all day everyday
With all your heart and might
All day, everyday
Until I am no longer in sight?
Say you will

Fatty girl - Vee Makaba

Lemme tell you something about this sdudla
I'm one helluva good time!
I'm a full-creamed, double-thick extra-large madam
Fuck it baby, I'm a ton of fun.

My fat buns jiggle to MY rhythm when I walk.
Showing off the pure curvaceousness that is my body.
People stop when I stride and move to the side.
Honouring the depth that is my being.
Honouring the space for this fat queen!
My belly does not weigh me down.
The hub in which my soulful sounds reside.
It's the centre of my being.
Soft to the tickling touches of fair touches of those who love to love it!
Never in the way. Always a part of the action.
Don't disrespect the Love Belly!

My thick thighs mesmerise the eyes of the thirsty wolves ready to feast.
When I dance they hypnotise fiends and
put em in a trance as my movement tells them what to feel.
Thick like sticks of butter ready to cushion when he pounds that cake.
Don't be fooled I've had my knee to my face.
Thighs so flex even gymnasts wanna try me!

I'm from a divine line of fine women.
Big busts, big butts, big brains and big guts.
Never feeling disadvantaged or defeated by gravity.  
We're fat-fucking-tastic
Loving every wobble and every shake

We're beautiful even though we're not magazine queens.
We're sexy even though we aint stick thin.
And don't get it wrong. No hate to my sexy slender sisters
Only me showing love to all the boomba babies.

Dear future what-what

Dear Future What-what

Hi. I'm Vuyo. I've been waiting for you all my life. I have waded through the liars, cheaters, abusers, assholes, jerks, bullshitters just to find you. The search for you is hard but I will not give up. See, our destiny is cemented. I asked the universe for you. It said you'd come unannounced and you'll shake up my life.

I cannot wait to love you with my entire being. To have our wonderful family. I picture it- you, me and our wonderful children. What a life. I can't wait to live it. I'll admit, I'm broody as fuck.

Right now I'm hurting. I'm engulfed by foreign emotions and learning to get by is hard but I'm working on that. I'm working on becoming a better me

I'm the host of imperfection. I'm fat, I'm loud, I talk too much, I'm moody, I'm emotional, impulsive, stubborn, crass, secretive, guarded. I hate being wrong, I'm argumentative and I'm crazy.

I'm also good-hearted, loving, passionate, creative, nurturing, artistic. I'm easy to get along with, easy to please, honest, frank, spiritual , tender, sensual, head strong, sensitive and very humorous.

I know you'll love me flaws and all. You'll treasure my heart. I love you and I don't even know you. Wherever you are, know that I am here and that I will not settle for any less that what the universe promised me. Your bride awaits you.

You may never get to read this. That's no biggie. Somehow your spirit is feeling it right now. You know this from where you are. I can't wait to be with you. Forever.

I love you always
Vee.

Maze ft Frankie Beverley- We are one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YqzJgqG8xQ <------ YouTube link

This song is amazing. The message in it is amazing!

Kabelo introduced me to this song on our first date, I've been in love with it ever since. Kinda reminds me of him. Lol.

Anywho, watch and enjoy it.

A monologue of heartbroken devotion - Vee Makaba

 It's when he beats me with his cold words. His icy staccato. I come crumbling down. I wait for his warmth to build me up again but nothing. I'm past faithful. I'm devoted. I'm servant-like. Should he command, I'd forever kneel in his presence. Like the hungry pauper I am. His crumbs will do. I never harp. I never speak out of turn. I take my crumbs and live. His words of seduction leave his lips to never land on my lobes. They fly to the women in the fields. I stay longing. Watching them pass by and yet if he commanded me to, I'd wash his feet with my tears and wipe them with my most expensive cloth. His disabling touch never makes moves towards me. I am his land. He may do with me as he wishes. I lay barren. Waiting for him to use me. Heed not the morose harping of a maiden such as I. Sometimes, many times words are just that. Words. His biggest lesson.

Afrikaans erotika

Ek wil jou soon 'n berg klimb
Jy maak riviere in my dye
Die klank van jou stem laat my borste tuit me opwinding
Diep in die aand hou ek my kussing styf vas en droom ek van jou en jou sag, soet soentjies.
Ek droom van my bene op jou skouers terwyl jy my soos jou gunsteling kar ry.
Maak oop daar onder dan sien jy hoe ek soos 'n oop kraan drup.
Buig my oor en skil my oop. Maak my ligaam n slaaf aan jou krag. Magteloos aan die begeerte wat jy bring.
Vat jou tong op 'n avontuur. Sak stadig af en proe my soos die verbode vrug in die heilige tuin
Ek wil jou in my hé, klip hard en gereed vir aksie. Jou skouers byt terwyl ek probeer die gille wat my lyf wil ontsnap in te hou
Jy maak my sopnat soos die klein waterplasse na die rëen. Ek begeer jou soos nooit tevore nie. Ek kan jou in my voel. Jy maak dat ek vir meer van jou smeek. Hoe doen jy dit sonder aan my te raak?

Sometimes...

Sometimes I wanna close the door and you remind me why I opened it to begin with.
You remind me of our first everything
My hearts dances with joy
Feels like yesterday when you were "hunting" me.
When you asked me to be your girlfriend and I didnt take you seriously
When you sent me suggestive songs
When you told me you loved me
When you asked me to climb a tree and tell the world you love me
When you told me I was beautiful
When you stopped talking to me because you couldnt have me
When you finally got me to say yes
When you first met me
When you first held my hand
When you kissed me for the first time.
Feels like yesterday when you entered me for the first time, exciting my body, making me feel like a woman.

Sometimes I want to end this but you make me remember why we started.

MY GOODIES

I love my thighs. I do, I do< I DO-OOOOOOOH  

#YoungMingles 2013-05-04

This was one of the best days ever. Wati came up for a visit. Was so good seeing him. Missed him like crazy!! Finally got to meet Mbali (Wati’s girl), she’s so cool. Love her. All in all it was a great day with people I love.
Veezy aka 2 Chainz

Look at Sihle all bright and what-what.

MO FIRE!!!

Mbali

Wati’s sister ( I forgot her name )

Yung Enzo_Let’sGo and JCubez

Guess who…lol

Gumsh and Toya

Agents V & W



That time these two are on top of Sihle :””””D

The first party I’ve been to where you leave with a gift. Lol. I got a coolerbag thingy. Yay!

I repeat: I AM NOT DEAD!!

Ok, so I’ve been quiet for a while now. Life happened. Now every Tom, Dick and Sarafina is busy asking me if I’m still alive (Like I’d have time to write this shit if I wasn’t). Even my BlackBerry thinks I'm dead .

I am alive and well my lovies. Alive and well.

BTW- could somebody from BlackBerry explain what on earth that message means. I’m a bit concerned…

 I AM NOT DEAD!!